Earlier this morning, Ku Klux Klan-endorsed President-elect Donald Trump met with President Obama in the oval office to discuss the self-proclaimed sexual assault-enthusiast’s coming ascension.

Yep, in my area and the more rural surrounding areas there were at least 2 Trump signs for every Hillary sign. I was not surprised that PA went red. I’m not sure if anyone from her campaign actually left the bubble of her entourage for long enough to see all the Trump signs, but if they did they would/should have been…

Why? Because despite losing to Obama in 2008, Hillary is like baked chicken on the menu at a restaurant you would never eat in if there was any other choice in a hundred miles - not at all flashy, everyone has enough experience with it to know that it’s dependably ... adequate, and more importantly hard to screw up in…

It is odd that a soccer writer demands resolution of every plot.

Roger. Coleman is a nice little town of 700 people, 95% of whom are white, in northern Wisconsin. If there are riots, you can probably just go fishing and be fine.

It’s almost like online polls aren’t worth the paper they aren’t printed on.

It was too risky. The straight path to the locker room cuts directly through a day care.

We need Gawker to come back or a high profile Kinja site of that nature under a new name. It almost feels like they cut the head off Kinja and everyone has scattered and no idea where to report this sort of news. I mean in a way that it gets more attention. While we the viewers no longer know where to go for our…

Anthony Bourdain deserves better than this.

Kids these days don’t remember the likes of Anthony Dilweg, Tony Mandarich and Terrell Buckley.

New Glarus is overrated. I live in Chicago and swear people obsess over it primarily because they have to grab a couple sixers before returning from their trip to Lake Geneva. Wisconsin has better beers than New Glarus.

So... Are you saying that he would be great in a live-action adaptation of Mr. Peanut Butter ?

If you are more upset at Kaepernick protesting police brutality than you were at the police committing it, yeah, you're part of the problem.

Please, please, for the love of Odin, Beta Ray Bill.

I feel just the opposite. I think the crappy artwork that went along with that era of the books (late New Mutants/Early X-Force) completely ruined them for me. I’ll take me some Bill Sienkiewicz era New Mutants over that Liefeld Garbage any day.

Seen it.

And NOW I’m wondering who they could cast to play the role of Death...

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.