HEY EVERYONE - JESUS IS HERE - HE CAME BACK.

Millions people also believe in God, so.

But when he inevitably gets acquitted, won’t that just fuel his delusions that he’s invincible and his persecution complex? He already has delusions of grandeur, I worry he'll go full blown Messiah-complex after this. 

“ALAN MOORE KNOWS THE SCORE”

I wouldn’t blame Probst. Mark Burnett is a “friend of Trump” and undoubtedly a non-believer of women.

Everything’s digital now, gramps. Go wrap some foil around your antenna.

You know youre in deep shit when your defense is “That wasn’t a rape, I was just being unfaithful to my wife!”

So now we’re shitting on people for reaching the right conclusion but not being super aware of world events in their 20's. Just wanna be clear on this. That’s our new bar. You suck if you didn’t know about stuff in your 20's that you should have. 

G-Dub is a war criminal. Fuck anyone who gives him a pass.

I’ve heard that they’ll come around if the right old white dude whispers in their ear about the good old days...

Hell, they’d probably appreciate the relief.

Go back to sticking your fingers in your butt crack and sniffing them you clueless turd. 

They stopped at a US taxpayer funded resort in Hermosillo to fill out applications for welfare checks and free healthcare so everything is in place when they arrive in Texas and get to rapin’ and pillagin’. A select few ‘nasty’ ones were also chosen to join MS-13 and will later be shuttled to midwestern cities by Beto…

Hey everybody - look at this stupid asshole right here!

Been sitting on that comment for 30 years eh?

He hasn’t for even one second considered the possibility that it could be anyone other than a man who looks just like Kevin Costner in Hidden Figures.

It’s moving too fast for them to spin it. We’re watching drummed up “whatabout” scandals being birthed and dying in broad daylight instead of being hatched in some think tank backroom to disseminate to the echo chamber the way they normally are. By the time they’ve landed on a spin to go out and use, something worse…

If the Democrats wanted dick pics of Trump couldn’t they just search Ivanka’s IPhone? 

You should check out Lodge 49 also.