longtime quarterbacks coach DeFilippo

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT AFTER 9/11!

Sickening reading, but par for the course.

It took them longer than usual to rule out lupus.

Has no one considered that part of the problem with his jump shot might be that the 800 jumpers he was taking every day in practice were apparently conducted in jeans, while on his knees?

When daylight savings time ended, he got an extra hour of jail. I can’t explain the rest.

Slate: This dog is neither heroic nor adorable. We should stop celebrating him entering an area where dogs are not welcome. 

The most unfathomable thing about this is that these butt-eaters have been allowed to play 28 MNF games in the last 30 years. Banish them!

The video cuts off at this point. It’s unclear what prompted Dick to leave the message seemingly unfinished.

Brett did always have a knack for helping out the wrong team.

“We’re not sure.”
-NFL

In an NBA where guys are taking discounts to play for GS and win many championships, it’s refreshing to see a guy say “fuck it, send me to an awful team with cap space, I just wanna get paaaaiiiiiddd.”

Helmet rule won’t change anything for the Patriots, we’ve always tackled with our head up, eyes open, head back, so we can see what we hit our next costly flag will be our first, so suck it, losers

Given Mike Tomlin’s ability to make adjustments, Steelers’ first play from scrimmage will be 10 men on the field and Ben handing the ball off in an empty backfield.

“Running out the clock? I’m confused. Doesn’t that mean punting to the other team on 3rd down with a 2-point lead and just over two minutes to go?” - Andy Reid

On the one hand, this punishment seems a bit light. On the other hand, at least he didn’t let a couple of players get free tattoos. 

Always icing truthers. 

I’d say “Jacked Up” peaked in around 2006-2007ish.  Icing was more of a 2009-2010ish thing.  I reluctantly gave you a star anyways.

So what I learned today is that my wife owes me about $2 million.