Shouldn’t it have been the Stay reunion and then some people from Reality Bites dropped by for some reason?

He just fucked off to Panama for a week and then came back and basically said, “My bad.”

Scocca, god damn man

Professional Sports Gambler and Amateur Smiling Enthusiast.

Every soccer writer knows that’s a bicycle kick.

Sorry, it was a dumb question.

I’ve told this story a million times, so no harm in telling it again. A group of friends and I went to see Wilco in the mid-‘90s, right after Uncle Tupelo had broken up. The Jayhawks opened, so it was a very crunchy alt-country crowd of mellow, thoroughly baked college kids.

If someone was going to ruin Endgame, I’d have guessed Andy Reid.

also the worst thing Ballmer might ask you to do is use a Surface, not listen to his vanity band

...who will say crazy things in a restaurant like “I’VE BEEN SAYING MALBECS ARE BAD FOR YEARS” and “I TOLD YOU THE WAITER WAS COMING”

Some.. BODY once told me that earworms were not a crime.

I’m probably about 25 at the time of this story. The subject of my attention is a co-worker that is about a year younger than me that I also went to college with. We both also happen to live in the same neighborhood. I’m planning on going to visit a friend of mine out of town for the weekend. Then it dawns on me. I…

When I was 22 I met a guy that I immediately had chemistry with. Through talking all night, he told me he hates mayonnaise. I, being too young to know that it’s okay to have your own opinions in regards to condiments, immediately agreed that I found mayonnaise disgusting...WHICH IS A LIE. I love the stuff!

i was totally infatuated with this guy starting in junior high and carrying over into high school, and for his birthday my best friend at the time suggested i bake him some cookies. i decided that they meant nothing if i followed a recipe bc i would be copying someone else’s work (i don’t know), so i decided to make…

I empathize with this far more than I should.

“the project isn’t a ‘mockumentary,’ as Collider first reported, but rather, a scripted film that was to have been shot like a documentary.”

Let he who has not done sexual favors for free music videos cast the first stone. 

Its actually more like if UMBC had beat UVA four times in a row