Scocca, god damn man
Professional Sports Gambler and Amateur Smiling Enthusiast.
also the worst thing Ballmer might ask you to do is use a Surface, not listen to his vanity band
...who will say crazy things in a restaurant like “I’VE BEEN SAYING MALBECS ARE BAD FOR YEARS” and “I TOLD YOU THE WAITER WAS COMING”
Some.. BODY once told me that earworms were not a crime.
I’m probably about 25 at the time of this story. The subject of my attention is a co-worker that is about a year younger than me that I also went to college with. We both also happen to live in the same neighborhood. I’m planning on going to visit a friend of mine out of town for the weekend. Then it dawns on me. I… Read more
When I was 22 I met a guy that I immediately had chemistry with. Through talking all night, he told me he hates mayonnaise. I, being too young to know that it’s okay to have your own opinions in regards to condiments, immediately agreed that I found mayonnaise disgusting...WHICH IS A LIE. I love the stuff! Read more
i was totally infatuated with this guy starting in junior high and carrying over into high school, and for his birthday my best friend at the time suggested i bake him some cookies. i decided that they meant nothing if i followed a recipe bc i would be copying someone else’s work (i don’t know), so i decided to make… Read more
Its actually more like if UMBC had beat UVA four times in a row