His dad just enrolled him in the same school as Scottie Pippen’s son and Kenyon Martin’s son, so get ready Lakers fans!

If you subscribe to the multiverse theory of alternate realities, there may be an infinite number of teams in LA.

LeBron should announce that he’s going to Seattle, and it’s up to the NBA to put a team there for him.

This of all reasons is why you hate people?

can we agree that 19 is way too young to be a bus driver?

he does not like Houston as a city.

A young Michael Jordan did the same thing, kind of.

“I knew the game was going to keep going or it was going to end right there,” Koehn added.

Catcher is definitely the disgusted girlfriend in the Distracted Boyfriend meme.

Jack could use a shoulder to cry on because that bat is fucking glued to one of his.

You mean this thing that we’ve deen doing in a dozen states for decades?

“Marwa settled for $600"

I’m more curious about how much that Coulibaly motherfucker got in 2010.

Thank you for the gift, but you know the most important (thing) is friendship, getting to know each other

I haven’t seen a man in a suit be this simultaneously annoying and worthless since every day in the Trump administration

I’m surprised he was able to take enough time out of his busy day of telling disinterested strangers that he does CrossFit to even make those tweets.

Emergency rooms

I’m just gonna answer yes to all of those.

I’ll just copy what I said in the JR fuck up article since it’s more appropriate here.

People need to stop adding beaten egg and stuff to their burgers. It's not a meatloaf. The meat sticks together naturally.