Sisqo is a Minnesotan now, he wouldn’t turn on the Wolves like that.

I’m sorry you had to experience that. Can’t imagine how awful that must have been.

The son, Cash, was 10, old enough to have previously Googled “C.T.E.”, wise enough to know what had just happened, poised enough to block his 9-year-old sister, Coco, from instinctively running upstairs toward the sound.

Oh man, the bad 3-point shooting in rec games now is ridiculous. Like, the whole notion of teams pursuing shots at the rim or beyond the 3-point line only is that they employ professionals who can actually make them at a rate where it is efficient. You are not above taking a mid-range shot!

I think the concerns you outline in the last few paragraphs are the problem here. Soccer and hockey need and succeed with  advantage play/delayed penalties because (1) scoring opportunities are so rare, and (2) the consequences of penalties are far more significant in terms of their ability to swing the game (losing…

“No YOU have the worst contract in the league!”

Always and forever

This headline seems to be implying that there was some sort of impropriety in not counting the votes, even though it’s clearly in the law that they need to be received by close of polls on Election Day. This isn’t really an unusual law at all, either. So in the absence of anything to imply that there was some funny…

“No, very fathomable, actually.”

I was looking for this among the nominees, guess it slips through the cracks because of its timing. Too bad. One of my favorites.

OK but how much he can bench, bro?

This is too much. Even if you were being paid.

I once sold groceries to Everson Griffen and he yelled at the woman he was with (I don’t know if it is the woman in this picture or someone else) for buying meatloaf from the deli when she could have made it at home for 1/4 of the price. He wasn’t wrong, but he was an asshole.

Went to a White Sox game years ago and all I remember is belting that out whenever Gordon Beckham came to bat.

So, I would be a relief pitcher, because I suck at hitting. Which means I would get an even longer warm-up song. And I would choose “All My Friends” by LCD Soundsystem. I get a nice buildup as I’m getting pumped to enter the game. My opponents, on the other hand- lonely men in their 20s and 30s, thousands of miles and…

I think they should retire his number

Also, lol

Meh this feels like Environmentalism propaganda to me.

You seem fun!

I would feel dumber for having read these rumors if I had not also learned the word ‘tasseography’ from this article. Thank you!