God, the replay of the JR fuckup from the angle that’s focused on LeBron is just the saddest thing. GOAT, completely helpless. I’m an extremely casual fan and I am so, so bummed.

George Hill needs to hit that FT. JR needs to not be JR there.

That’s clearly the best case scenario for this story to keep going. I want more weirdness!

Oh I understand you weren’t necessarily accusing him. I just really don’t see all that much of a difference between the then/now.

Also a Twins fan, and Gomez might be my all-time favorite Twin...He looks the exact same to me?

Maybe doesn’t count because it was high school and wasn’t a report, but we spent an entire day of Civics class freshman year learning about adverse possession, and I remember every bit of it. Still a life goal of mine to take over some land that way.

Also had to do a research paper on an American History topic in 8th…

I was going to add that he is clearly on an incline in the first video, the elevation change definitely helps him land it.

Stephanie Curry and LeBitch James probably go to bed at 9 when there eyes start to get tired and their wittle thumbs have blisters. This kid just tapes those hands, downs some Dew, back at it all night. NO TOUGH LIKE HOCKEY TUFF

I thought it was full on second family situation? Like they didn’t know about his other wife and kids.

This all makes sense if it’s a pool party and he drove over in his swimsuit.

Equipment manager is going to be pissed...Same last name and first 5 letters of the first name? What’s he supposed to put, Griffin A, Griffin B?

The second guy’s “Do anything!” is a great follow-up. Basically “This guy with the pinstripes thing is an asshole but he’s right that you suck.”

I hope so too, I think that’s the downside of this win. Feels like breaking the streak buys more time for him/less time for Jimmy’s knees.

Can we talk about how awful the play the Wolves ran at the end of regulation after Taj’s steal was? Tense game and I was pulling for them, but I couldn’t stop laughing at that shot. How do you come out of a timeout in that situation and just have Crawford heave from half court??

CHEAP GIMMICK

This is my Peter Thiel outing. Coming for you all.

We should all be coming together in appreciation of the tennis ball can smell instead of letting this frivolous color issue divide us.

The trust fund jab is somewhat undermined by the fact that the poster is being displayed on a Lexus, no?

It’s like they only recruit orphans whose parents were killed in basketball-related injuries that have sworn their revenge on the game.

They make Wisconsin look like the Showtime Lakers.

“It’s the same number of steps as a jump stop and pivot, no travel.” - highlight truthers, here