I believe there’s supposed to be a disclaimer here about the subject of this post’s history of gifts to Deadspin. What happened to ethical journalism here?

This is why I never dunk.

That’s not the one I saw then, pretty positive it was at Armstrong High. Multiple copies out there!

Sorry, could’ve warned you! I’ve spent a couple hours myself trying to find it, no luck.

I played quiz bowl in high school in Minnesota, and I remember there was a poster in a classroom in one of the other schools we had to visit of very young KG sitting in a gym with a bunch of kids. The slogan on the poster was “Shoot hoops - Not each other!”. I’ve never wanted to steal something so badly in my life. It…

No way can that guy be in your bracket pool! Not working there anymore should be a disqualifier, full stop. But he left because of questionable behavior? And brought employees with him? Cmon man, no way. Have some self respect.

“Wow, thanks Andy. Now, how long should I bake it for? What should I set the timer to?”

It’s really just great awareness by Thompson, moving his legs to let the ball through.

“Local alternative weekly in summer, Sunday New York times in winter.”

Flannel sheets are not real sheets??? Well Megan is certainly filling the Terrible Take vacuum Marchman left.

But the Seger Bowl must happen

Why would Culver’s and Fuddrucker’s sponsor the same bowl cmon man

The article is ostensibly a David Brooks criticism, but really just a way for you to show off that you had your own Zoobooks subscription as a kid while the rest of us just got to read them in the waiting room at the dentist, isn’t it?

Smart to put the dancers out there so he doesn’t feel like everyone’s focused on his shot and can play loose.

How are we still getting video of his awful shots?? Why aren’t they keeping this completely under wraps? I don’t understand.

I’m almost as offended by the ridiculous SEO effort instead of a caption. Almost.

The sorority girl’s chessboxing

Plus presumably you’ve outlasted the cleaning crew by that point, and it’s a fresh toilet for you. I don’t get it either.

Someone else commented on an article here once with the best explanation: “Barstool readers hate Deadspin readers because they think that we think they’re idiots. Deadspin readers hate Barstool readers because we think they’re idiots.”

Is that true?? Did the Marc Bulger/Stephen Jackson teams never have a winning season? That’s shocking to me.