God, that would be AMAZING if they made this guy up too.

I’m assuming Barry wrote this because Diana was too furious at that statement to do so. Wouldn’t blame her!

#notallnutshots

I can totally see how that would happen. The floor is so sticky! Like if bar floors were football stadium turf, Rick’s would be Heinz Field.

Conrad’s isn’t a bar. It is a subpar late night food joint, specializing in wraps. The most disappointing part of this story is that so many people chose to be at Conrad’s and not the far superior Menna’s.

I know that sounds awful, but I work in a child welfare organization (not as a social worker or anything so this isn’t going to be perfectly accurate psych) and a lot of the kids come in to those kinds of home having experienced sexual abuse. So someone coming from a troubled background like that is more likely to a)…

Not a gamer but this sounds amazing...If someone can make a Big Buck Hunter version of this I’m in.

I’ m trying to find the exact game in case anyone calls me out on this...I’m struggling because Baseball Reference links to play-by-play recaps not write-ups...But the guy has a stunning number of multi-error games to look through. And is a beast when he’s hitting. Point stands.

He was a big deal signing for the Twins, so while he was still coming up in the minors I decided to check on him. Hadn’t heard about him since the signing, wanted to see how he was progressing. So I looked up the recap from our AA team’s game that day and they talked about how Sano led them to a comeback victory,…

I love imagining this being said by Fozzy Bear.

Is Steph Curry an Elite Defender?

I think he’d go the symbol route, and use an image of a parked bus.

Is there a trick to waking up in the morning? I just cannot wake up on time. Ever.

I’m about as apathetic a Vikings fan as can be, and I will go off for an hour on that game if I get going. Was my fucking birthday too.

“Bang Bang” really needs to catch on in the popular lexicon

I bet he was looking at the novelty keychain or magnet license plates that have a person’s name on them for the license letters. That woman probably did it to everyone who looked at those for fun.

Seriously. Your home stadium is a great hitters’ park. Guys are going to know when they hit no-doubters there. Get used to it.

Scrolled through all those damn pending comments only to find you at the bottom having already made the joke. Goddamnit.

This only way this could be better is if he had been thrown out.