7 items on your list? You’re high maintenance.

And Randy Moss in!

They may be losing the Pirates, but on the other hand there are a ton of Irates in the city now.

You know what? This really isn’t that bad.

Click through and read the Cordarelle Patterson article, the bits about his workouts are hilarious. “He has six-pack, bordering on eight-pack abs”...Ok can he run routes and catch yet?

Every time I hear the MGMT song “Time to Pretend” on the radio I get pissed because the intro makes me think they’re playing Baby Beluga.

That’s a good point...Blackhawks tats are probably more common lately, too...I’d guess there are more Cubs tats than Sox tats, but also that the average Sox fan has more tattoos than a typical Cubs fan.

Least original Chicago Calf Tattoos ranked:

Richard Pryor Elementary School would be awesome.

Ok, but where’s the surfer moat?

“She walked in through the out door” is such a great descriptor. So short and specific, but totally conveys the attitude of the girl.

Wild completely choked last night. Outplayed Dallas all game, and threw it all away with two terrible penalties (one because Dumba fucking flung the puck out of play over the opposite goal from his own zone). Can’t let the Stars on the power play like that.

Coincidentally, 105 is his batting average too.

(By the way, I bet it’s awesome to live somewhere formally designated as a “settlement.” Makes you feel like a conquistador.)

It is incredibly unfair that the guy gets to be this good-looking and good at his sport. You should really have to sacrifice some of one for the other. I hate him.

Assuming the complication was the medical staff refusing to sign off on a birth certificate with the name spelled that way.

Could someone get Mr. Marchman some headphones so we don’t get the echo of Drew?

I’ve challenged myself to do this many a time. Never succeeded.

I’ve always thought that was a poor name for the drink, not because it’s tasteless, but because it doesn’t accurately reflect the experience of the drink. It’s pretty smooth and pleasant, and then hits you later. More like an Irish Gas Leak.

Um...I have...explain it to me please? Is it different on set piece plays?