Re: Capri Sun...I saw an ad in my grocery store the other day for “Organic Capri Sun”...and then the flavor was fucking “Apple Juice”. That’s bullshit. Unless you’re making Pacific Cooler exclusively with ingredients that grow out of God’s green earth (in which case, you deserve a Nobel Prize), it’s not Organic Capri…

I keep all my change in a Twins ice cream helmet. They get a good kick out of it at the bank when I cash it in.

You’re ironically bragging about your state’s tax situation, right?

....who going by early returns will spend much of the year talking up Jimmy Rollins as a surefire Hall of Famer...

The greatest thing I’ve ever seen at a baseball game was during a Twins-Pirates interleague game back at the Metrodome, probably in McCutcheon’s rookie year. $5 college ticket night, center field seats, everyone’s hanging out, not that concerned with the game. At some point McCutcheon is on second base, the batter…

Shit, you’re right. We can beat anyone whose mascot isn’t a bird?

We only lose to one of those teams in the playoffs.

Aww, that’s adorable that you think I might be able to afford a home office renovation or large charitable contributions.

Buck Hill!!

That’s why Jordan’s cheering, he figured if the game goes to OT UNC can cover the spread.

If you ever go to Cuba, pass on the cigars and instead load up on the Cohiba cigarettes or cigarillos. Super cheap, excellent taste, none of the overkill of a cigar. Worth coming home addicted to nicotine.

Michigan State alums right there with you.

Marry me?

Ah, gotcha. I knew that, I just thought Carrie was lesbian only. So I was concerned there was some major negative about Marissa that I was unaware of.

Why especially Marissa? Also, fuck yeah Screaming Females

Regardless, it’s not ironic. It would be ironic if Tray Walker couldn’t walk, and Tray Rider couldn’t ride. Or if each could only do the other’s last name’s verb.

No, no, I’m not pinning it on MSU. I’m an alum and a fan. Obviously not at all the program’s fault, and it won’t hurt them. I was saying it hurts as a fan, because everybody loves Mateen. I was calling out the OP for immediately jumping to “How does this impact the program?” because it’s a shitty, Darren Rovell-level…

Ahhh, I see now. You’re not a neutral observer, you’re the douchebag UM fan with an unwarranted superiority complex. Nevermind. As you were.

Seriously. I’m an MSU alum and I love the place, but goddamn, I’m so glad I grew up out of state and wasn’t raised as a fan. That complex is incredible. And we’ve been successful lately!

Ok, so...you feel compelled to comment on me reiterating the severity of rape because...my basketball team beat yours a couple of times? And you would prefer that my memories of the guy and opinion of him are...unchanged by the fact that he raped someone? Got it. Thanks for keeping my perspective in check.