And now he wants to bury his head in the sand.

He is a little different because he was the governor in the 90s. A lot of people already have strong opinions about him.

I went to Camp Wakeshma as a kid. It is a totally normal summer camp and I never realized that they would hold USA Gymnastics events in the off season. I was pretty interested to find this a moment ago:

That is not an infographic, it’s a map.

The one I can’t figure out is the seats. My car has safer, more comfortable (and probably lighter) seats than a car would have in the 1980s. Planes basically have the same comically uncomfortable seats they always did but now with an adjustable headrest. Somebody is going to claim safety but I can’t believe that a…

That top graph would look different if you ran it for fully refundable tickets. I’m not arguing that a flight isn’t a relative bargain, but we’ll lost a lot of flexibility over the years and that is the part of the cost you can’t see.

It is rude to celebrate a goal against your childhood club. Probably his toddler club in this case.

He could cover himself in whale oil or lard like those old-timers when they swam the English Channel.

6. Getting hit by the logging truck from City of Angels.

Sounds like he is raising a well-adjusted kid.

This is more fact than opinion.

It would have been better to have been stabbed is the new getting hit by a bus.

Are you telling me you are going to order a bloomin onion and steak at Outbacka and not order more to drink? Seems unlikely.

Remember the US were up 2-0 and the first goal was the OG. Columbia’s goal was garbage time and it technically made Stewart’s goal the game winner.

Agree. I would agree that whoever painted that rock probably isn’t interested in football though.

Did you miss the part where I said this was Deadspin? All lists must include getting hit by a bus.

This is Deadspin, I don’t want a list of more appealing candidates. I want a list of less appealing candidates!

Driving to a potluck thanksgiving, the sweet potatoe casserole leaked out on the passenger seat and the very recently liquified marshmellows on top spilled onto the seat. When I sold the car 5 years later there was still a layer of caramelized sugar as hard as plastic on the seat.

From a glance at the headline, I thought this was about the football game! Alabama plays basketball? Like Vandy plays football?

I was just thinking, what other factor would they use in picking a replacement? Team quality? What would FIFA know about that? FIFA officials have cat apartments to fund!