To me the best show even quasi-linked to Cars recently is Clarkson’s Farm. It’s got the typical “let’s watch Clarkson screw things up” thing that made Top Gear so good for so long. But it’s more than just watching an aging guy take a shot to the plums from an upset sheep.

Nope. The pennies were dumped in a big pile on the guy’s driveway, along with a note saying “fuck you.” The coins were also covered in some sort of oil.

I know you were thinking more on-road this go around. Hear me out! This can do both and with your budget you should be able to find someone to import one.

Imagine, if you will, showing up to the valet line at Spago Beverly Hills circa 2007-2009 on a Friday night in this finely preserved 1989 4Runner (actual street view picture of the 4Runner in question from ~2011, parked up the street from my old apartment in Santa Monica):

Altima drivers are fun in Chicago because they all are either entirely inattentive or are going 20 over the limit whipping across every lane like lunatics.

If those things remove your enjoyment of driving, you probably drive like a jackass.

Dealer plaque better be this:

I have a small version of it on my driveway right now!!

I... I love this.

Toni is the new writer here.

Still have the RX-8. In fact I think this year it will be the longest I have ever owned a particular car!

What’s in those boxes?

I can’t express how much disappointment I have that you're still doing the pun thing.

You’d be surprised at how many of these mouth frothing manual elitists are driving automatic crossovers in real life.

You can love a thing, be enthusiastic about it, and write well about it but find it inconvenient or find a lack of desire or ability to do basic things with it, especially if it’s your appliance.

Foodies are enthusiastic about food, but many don’t like dealing with the dishes that come with cooking their own.

you’re thinking of Subaru

I don’t agree with Clarkson hating on Greta, but I think his message is valid. Why should we sit around and argue about how we are going to die and when we are going to die, instead of focusing on how to fix these issues?