Agreed, I have a mountaineer and this picture is accurate.

My girlfriends 09 Nissan versa hatch, no balls, no excitement, no....nothing. Just blah. It did get mid to high 30's on the highway though. My '11 Kia soul 5 speed isn't much better though. No balls again and the 5 speed feels like it should be in a dump truck. Once again the high mpg is it's saving grace.

It's called defensive driving and being aware of your surroundings. When I pull up behind vehicles at stop lights or whatever, I pull all the way to the side of my lane and watch my mirrors constantly. Coming up around curves and intersections, I slow down and scan constantly for those bastard left turners. I am aware…

I drove right by there, had I known an SR-71 was there I would have stopped.

5 Minutes for me, the Midwest is good for something. "Bad traffic" for us is having to wait maybe once through a stoplight, or not making it through the current green light.

Zipper merge, Minnesotan's still haven't caught on to it. I admit I used to always get in line immediately as soon as I saw a merge was ahead and get pissed at the cars whizzing by in the next lane and getting way up ahead of me. Turns out that is the way it is supposed to be so now I do it and it's great cutting off…

A second Gen MR2, turbo T top ones especially.

Somehow in the rust capital we have 2 unmolested specimens.

I just saw a Blackwood for sale in my city for 5900 bucks. Doing a craigslist search it seems like it is a steal. Granted it has high miles but it's way cheaper than anything I can find. Somebody could pick it up and make a quick buck selling it somewhere else.

That poor panther needs to be put out of its misery.

Agreed on the manual, it isn't exciting at all and feels like a dump truck. I am considering getting a short throw, some reviews have said it is a little improvement at least.

Looks like Minnesota

Where is my Honda? Sorry baby I had to crash that Honda

All the time, I swear I never see one without some sort of bumper deformity.

Look, see these two tow hooks? They kind of look like tusks, and what animal has tusks?

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I have an '11 soul. It is pretty good, it does feel cheap but it was also cheap to buy. So far I haven't had any problems with it.

I'll raise you, seen on AZ 60 if I am not mistaken. And yes the back window clearly states "Smoke these cigarettes"

I'm sure there is a Gaudy Monster energy sticker hiding on that truck somewhere too.

We always go to Wisconsin from Minnesota to get ours, We can have fountains but who wants that? Give me some stuff that goes boom.