that's right: no one in the entire world wants to date Jennifer Aniston. i'll be sure to remind several of my ex-boyfriends of that fact since they couldn't shut up about her.

i think this is the perfect time to get back in touch with my 90s roots, wearing old flannel shirts, jeans worn SO many times they're practically threadbare, thermals, etc. it was wearing the hell out of what you already had, and it could be the perfect antidote for this predicament.

@lippybug: @Princess Leela (formerly theGP): @jforjess: right, i mean, what's the alternative for them? granted, making shitty clothes (in shitty warehouses, likely) isn't the best option in the first place. but there was a hypothetical boycott of "fast fashion," i don't think it would increase the quality of their…

when i was in high school, a guy friend of mine took me to see this movie. it didn't occur to me until a few years later that perhaps that was intended as a "date." oops.

@JerseyGrrrl: high five - stuff like this reinforces my vegetarian lifestyle.

i can't click that link either, because my worst imaginings probably won't come close to the images provided. i don't care what beliefs you superimpose on animals as justification for such sadistic acts, IT DOES NOT MAKE IT RIGHT.

oh, man, i LOVE the movie Girlfight. and thus began my infatuation with Michelle Rodriguez.

that was pretty unnecessary, amanda beard. to insinuate michael phelps isn't attractive enough for you? really? sounds like you've got your priorities all lined up... (rolling my eyes)

the german study is interesting to me, because that happens to me too: if i keep my hands off.. myself.. so to speak, for a few weeks, the orgasm is silly powerful. so i'm thinking that applies to girls too, but then i've never been lucky enough to get the multiple, so maybe i should practice more?

you had me at "Michael Phelps' package"

rawr! i love me some charlize. ever since North Country, i've been smitten.

never really saw the appeal behind Matthew Fox/Jack Shepard.

"trained 40 hours a week while attending high school"

i'm on birth control *and* and antidepressant and pretty much never want to have sex. so there's that.

@ruffians: @Jasminder: hey come on, you guys, you pretty much smashed everyone at the winter olympics! :)

whoa. she looks like nicole richie, kinda.

@Meg: ha! i was thinking the same thing - i have a really hard time seeing Britney at a piano..

thank you thank you thank you for this post.

@PhillyLass: maybe someone already mentioned this in the thread, because i'm still catching up, but ... yeah!! Haagen-Dazs makes it! and it's Awesome.

"Jenny is a short, busty, curly-haired gal who is constantly getting trampled on."