CNN is steadily becoming my favorite tabloid. As for insightful news, however, they seem to be slipping, year after year. (IMO)

It's aggravating, to say the least, when male friends quote this "get laid whenever" line. How do you explain years of self-loathing, prodded by media images and societal expectations? It would just take too long.

I don't know about love. More like the dog is all "Intruder!! Please move away from my boat!!" Because that barking seems more territorial than affectionate.

@cassandraj: Right? My friends have jokingly started using me as a kind of radar: "Well, Milo thinks he's cute, so he's probably bad news.."

Part of the reason I'm especially hooked on this particular celeb drama is because I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me around the same time it came out that James was cheating on Bullock. So it's hard for me to separate my emotional responses.

Born in the mid-eighties? How much life experience can this guy have to comment so freely (and IMO, ignorantly) on the impact of feminism in modern society??

@slightlyhardup: That's horrifying. You don't just gulp down a glass of top-shelf whiskey, and you don't just cram a Creme Egg into your mouth at one go!!

There is another category known as "Milo's Romantic Interests." I am like a truffle pig when it comes to meeting asshole men - I just have an uncanny ability to find them.

I like to nibble off the top of those Creme Eggs, get as much frosting goo with my tongue as I can, nibble around the edges, pursue frosting once again, etc. This is the standard way to consume a Creme Egg, is it not?

@MewMaw: I love this so much, I just copied it into my journal for reference. Very timely - not too long ago, The Boy left me for another woman and it's taking a while to sew my heart back together. Amazing that I feel like an "old maid" at the age of 28..

I've been wearing boyshorts forever, but they've got a bit more coverage than the ones in this picture. I figure if they get all wadded and bunchy when I pull on a pair of pants? Well then, dammit, those pants are too tight.

@CurtCole: Gawker just put up a post about male birth control and whether men would remember to take it. The wording is a little ... well, it plays off stereotypes, so be warned.

@BejeweledEdificeOfCheese: It's weird, I've been taking Yasmin for years and I've experienced the opposite: Whenever I come off it, my anxiety/depression gets *so* much worse. And it kinda freaks me out considering all these lawsuits. (Also, my skin has never looked more beautiful.)

I've been dealing with major depression (I'm also a former cutter) for more than 10 years, and all I have to add to this thread is that the shame is absolutely debilitating.

@femme-bot: This is exactly what I have a problem with - when women *choose* to stay at home and rely on someone else's salary. I don't understand that choice and I have a hard time respecting it as well.

"Wear tighter clothes. Suck more dick. Cook more food. Be nicer. Be prettier. Wear skirts and dresses. Work your stove, not your brain. On and on and on."

Since I don't want kids in my life - hey ladies, drinks on me!

Fist bump to you, Anna - I'm a freelance musician and this resonates like WHOA.

"Malnourished Urchin" is apparently way hotter to me than tanned and buff. Stay out of the sun, James..

Fewer screaming babies on flights is fine by me.