hey Keira, that´s how i feel about getting a music degree.

Madonna and Michael Moore are two people i never thought i would see on the same stage. related: nothin´says lovin´like Traverse City cherries!

i have the first season of Samantha Who? downloaded off iTunes, and i heart Christina Applegate - get better, love!

@philoclea: that's really interesting actually, because my mom was diagnosed with endometriosis in her mid-20s, telling her she was entirely infertile so she scheduled to get a hysterectomy a few weeks after i was conceived. running the usual tests before surgery, they informed her that, Whaddya Know - she was…

@whats_in_a_name: high five!!

i wouldn't mind a bit of a rehaul because every time i read through this segment i start feeling extra horrible about myself.

@Wortavious: hear hear!!

@paigow: Plato = the resource for so many men i've dated.... note the past tense.

@pappoozle: i've had the same experience with my guy friends. Miranda is apparently too "butch", Samantha is too "old" (and let's face it, probably too "aggressive" for them).. but don't the guys just love Charlotte! hmm..

@Mama Penguino: i wouldn't go so far as "homely," but whatev

this post also brings up the fact that i think women are much more forgiving of various "men types." i like tall and lanky guys, guys who are short and stocky, guys with red hair and freckles, guys with gap teeth (Dave Foley, i'm talking to you)

it's not that i just love SJP, but the fact is, she looks a lot like my mom and that's why it bothers *me*. they have the exact same teeth, nose, face shape. my mom even has a "blemish" by her chin. she got teased for having a "horse face" in school, and now that's what my guy friends say about SJP, too.

ok, but her death wasn't exactly a direct result of her parents not knowing. watch the spinning wheels of the GOP machine go...

@icurbritney: the norwegians and the swedish generally speak better English than i do. i'm not sure about geneva or brussels, but the norwegian kroner may be safer than the euro which some think is appreciating too quickly.

i read an article a couple years ago that said Russia's population is also in major decline. it offered a statistic that said something like, give it half a century and there will be practically be no people left there due to AIDS (which they avoid talking about, and hence being proactive about) and emigration.

@icurbritney: aim for Scandinavia. women have it good here.

i'm glad to know that even the really skinny girls get chub-rub. because i'm convinced that no matter how much weight i lose, my thighs are going to rub together and that's just how it is.

His and Hers puppies!

@Archetype: i'm with you - DC continues to win my heart

oh, Moe. i've had quite the girl crush on you for quite a while, so i'm glad to see you're moving next door (as it were). your integrity has appealed to me from the beginning and dare i say - your posts are so relatable. (well. for me, at least.) you never compromised and that's hawt.