CNN is my new tabloid

the other story i can´t stop reading about is the Greyhound bus stabbing in Canada.

@SarahMC: i thought that too, because if the Bush administration made him do this as a way to build public fear over Iraq, he could have outed their intentions - and that would have had some pretty mind-blowing implications

my birth certificate doesn´t have a father listed either. *that* breakup was definitely not smooth. so i´ve always imagined maybe in some government office, they´re wondering if maybe i just budded off my mom´s shoulder or something.

i just fell in love with Missy Elliott a little bit more

i have this issue because i love Beth Ditto, and i distinctly remember looking at this picture and thinking, "i don't know. something's not right."

@andBegorrah: and that was totally my anthem through middle school. hell. through my graduate degree.

middle school, my first crush, speaking to a mutual friend who was trying to convince him of my charms: "oh right, and Milo's just so fucking hot, too." (in the most sarcastic of tones, obv. - can you see his eyes rolling?)

@JazzednJersey: after noticing its two front legs are bound, now your story is making me reeeeal stabby. what kind of human being would do such a thing???

every time i see male celebrities in magazines or the internet or whatever, i Always think, "i don´t get it, that guy isn´t good-looking At. All." and i was totally feeling that about Christian Bale here.

i´m still too focused on the headline regarding "the victimization of the white american male" - you know what, i don´t care how tongue-in-cheek they´re being, that still **really** bothers me.

Team Hoffman

i wouldn´t have minded a full length of Mr. Duchovny. you know, to uh, appreciate what he´s wearing.

hey, this happened every year at my high school between the senior varsity men´s something and the incoming freshmen for their team. we called it TapeFest, because it was exactly like above: kidnapping you, binding you with duct tape, torturous activities ensue.

i would love to see Scientology go down.

aw, you just warmed this old girl's heart :)

horrific? weird, maybe.

a three-part series?? really, they couldn't edit it down less than that.... on clothing swaps??

i'm with everyone on the fact that Brit looks great. but mark my words - these publications are going to recycle those same white-bikini images of her as "Before" pictures within the next year. trust.

Risperdal?? man, i was on that for a short time, and it has this awful effect (on me, at least) of absolute restlessness. as in, i went to see a movie, and i was literally squirming uncomfortably in my seat the whole time. that drug is a nightmare in itself.