Don’t know who’s harder right now, IL indie wrestling fans, or residents of Hoffman Estates after being considered part of Chicago.

No, fuck that. Little truth time. I was savagely bullied from about 1st grade through Highschool. Small school, and it was one kid for 8 years that made every day of my life hell, but nothing ever happened to him because his daddy donated an entire fucking wing to the elementary school. I was undersized and had/have…

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Meh. I did that once.

He’s not so good at geography, he went to the Nether Regions when he was meant for the Netherlands.

To be fair, he only joined the crime ring very recently after it started doing well.

Nirvana’s version of “Man Who Sold The World” from MTV Unplugged is fantastic.

Girardi was later diagnosed with a concussion after reporting seeing stars, which is especially problematic considering he was playing against the Red Wings.

I think he meant Billy the Marlin.

Not surprised LeBron picked a costume with a better hairline than his own.

Choke the Raven nevermore.

Seems like CSPD ought to be less worried about the calls coming from journalists, and more worried about the calls

THE CARDINALS LOST THEIR FIRST NACHOS

“We’re sorry we were caught charging $4.50 for tap water. In the future, we will conceal it in Dasani bottles like Coca-cola already does.”

Lucky for this bar brawling, boob-grabbing domestic abuser that he didn’t take a knee during the anthem, or his career would be over.

A close call, I think we can all agree.

why people draft before the 3rd preseason game is beyond me.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer franchise.

I bet Zeke stole that dude’s dog.

At least they got Rafael AT&T’s name right.