Looks like Dany isn’t the only one with a lil Sand in her vaj.

My fiance is a huge fan of me when I cycle between 2nd and 3rd base.

It won’t be the last time Zeke crosses the line and gets 6.

and so is poopin...

Is it wrong that I kind of resent Gyorko for not being Jerk Store?

But can he take a flying punch from Frank Clark?

- Steve Bisciotti

Someone buy this man a “make America great again” hat!

I really relate to this story having also been a kid who didn’t die at Riverfront Stadium.

Battle of the piss tests!!!

Card fans would just toss a wide array of slurs at Alou hoping that one is apt.

He thought it was practice.

I figured BJ would be the one to take a shot to the face.

How bad is your dishwasher if you cannot tell the dishes have been cleaned?

Please tell me you’re Djoking!

Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man, with little-girl legs

Maybe I’m in the minority, but I like the fact that they decided to honor Hawk.

What about professional rock paper scissors? Imagine the sweat on your brow as you clinch your fist while contemplating whether your opponent is going to drop the rock or psych you out with paper...

Wait... so Kum N Go is a legit thing? How can that actually be a thing? I had to google it on my cell phone just in case it wasn’t safe for work.

My first job out of college put me in a situation where I was given a phone number and was to make a call to the CONCACAF HQ to discuss some typical business issues. Little did I know that I was given Chuck Blazer’s personal cell phone number. 20 seconds into the conversation, Chuck made it perfectly clear that I was…