Where's a goofy picture of Timothy Burke that I can Photoshop. Oh, that's right. Deadspin writers are cowards.

"If you've heard anything, give us a holler." Or, you could try doing the work of a journalist and finding out for yourself.

What kind of idiot thinks that joke is funny?

Meh. Not everyone who calls out your stupid posts is a troll. Sorry I hurt your feelings. When you grow up, you'll realize how foolish you were. Meh.

You may truly be the dumbest writer on Deadspin, although that's not really saying much.

Whatever. Deadspin writers aren't concerned with facts.

Well, it's not funny, but neither are you, so I guess it fits.

You should change your name to Kotex.

lmao! You're right! Nobody should ever try and do anything!

You're the fucking writer. Answer her question. Oh wait... Gawker writers only respond with snark. My mistake. I forgot that I wasn't talking to a real writer.

You tried to be funny, but you weren't. Sorry.

But... this is what Gawker media does every day.

Kind of like Deadspin writers.

Congratulations, you officially have the stupidest screen name I've ever seen.

Well, you're human garbage, so of course you can't.

Nope. Just people posting things that obviously aren't funny. You have an awesome day!

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"You must be fun at parties." How many times have you used this lame old insult? Pathetic.

I am, because I hang out with funny people, unlike the idiot that posted that image.

This wasn't funny in the least.