Gross and Bad, Hack Deadspin Writer Pens Useless and Shitty Article and Yet Still Retains His Pathetic Job

"...because at Jalopnik we believe in being transparent and owning up to our mistakes." Too bad that policy isn't across the board for all of Gawker's properties.

What the fuck gives a Gawker writer to right to comment on a real writer's maturity?

Um... no. Did you read her inane comment? Can you even read?

No, you should stop posting moronic "jokes" and then die in your sleep.

Why you not funny?

A lot of good that would do you while rotting away in prison. There's quite a few people in China who would find your thinking deplorable.

Then you don't deserve the freedoms you have.

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DERP

Stay in school.

Stay in school.

Stay in school.

Stay in school.

Little boy, you need to head to Amazon and buy some history books before you start to show any more of your ignorance.

Why don't you have your co-workers snap some candid shots of you at work, Samer Kalaf Judging from the pictures I've seen of you, it ought to be pure comedy gold.

You backed away from the computer, Samer Kalaf? Why did you come back???? WHY?!?!?!?

When asked about his stupid, obvious and unfunny joke on Deadspin, MattinglySideburns replied with another stupid, obvious and unfunny joke.

"LOLing." "U mad, bro?" Now I get it. You're ten years old. My apologies. Now I see why you're not funny and you seem to be so upset about it. You'll grow out of this phase, kid. Hopefully.

No. You're not funny anywhere that I've seen. And really, that's the best you've got? A joke about someone's looks when you have no clue as to what they look like? Pathetic. You're not funny. Get over it.