"The Top 200 Petty Articles Deadspin Writes About Competing, And Better, Sports Sites."

No he doesn't.

Man, you really swung and missed on this one. Comedy may simply not be your thing.

"I'm sorry, that's the worst sentence I've ever typed." You work for Deadspin, so I seriously doubt that.

"...basketball's version of a wet fart." Just when I thought the writing on Deadspin couldn't get worse. Do you guys list "hack" on your resumes, or do they just get that from reading your samples?

"But there's something about Kliff Kingsbury that tells me he's the kind of guy who would like you to believe he owns a $100,000 watch." What exactly tells you that, you hack? This is a non-story to begin with, only made worse by your unsupported snarking at the end. Your parents truly cannot be proud of you.

I would hazard to guess that Tony Dungy has done more good with his life than you ever will. Anyone "writing" for Deadspin calling anyone an "insufferable shit" is beyond human comprehension.

Use your words, like a big boy, you sad, illiterate shit nipple.

Use your words, like a big boy, you illiterate mouthful of herpes.

Use your words, like a big boy, you illiterate monkey-cock.

Ugh.

No, sweetie, making and supporting lame humor on the Internet is! Now shoo. All further responses from you will be tagged if they're not funny. Have a lovely week!

-1 for you thinking that was funny. You are the lowest common denominator.

Comedy is hard.

"Butt babies." Man, you're a comedy genius. Which late night show do you write for?

Use your words, like a big boy.

Use your words, like a big boy.

No. I reserve those comments for people who aren't funny, like you.

You would, you perverted garbage scow.

Use your words, like a big boy.