His Tweets don't seem any more snarky or offensive than a lot of Gawker, Deadspin and Jezebel headlines. Perhaps you should simply shut up.

Use your words, like a big boy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... oh wait... that wasn't funny.

Nope.

I know it's hard to be funny, but still...

If you have evidence of Samer Kalaf actually doing something worthwhile with his life, get at us at tips@deadspin.com.

No. Just typical Samer Kalaf dreck.

He did? No. He didn't.

That was a long way to go for such an unfunny payoff.

OK? And? My god, you're a hack, Kalaf.

Then you really must hate college football.

Comedy is hard.

Use your words, like a big boy.

Same Sad Echo. Same Sad Jokes. Just give up, idiot.

Good to see that you're still doing the meticulous research that Gawker is known for. Don't work too hard, Newell.

Comedy is hard.

I don't know. Have you guys ever gone back and read what you've said about people? Deadspin calling someone "shitty?" Glass houses. Stones.

Use your words, like a big boy.

Use your words, like a big boy.

I'm sure you would, big talker.