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You wear aloha shirts every day, don't you?

Ah... the adult who replies with images and memes. Sad and lonely.

I am home. How stupid are you?

Seriously? Please explain why you think this is funny, you hack. Honestly. I'd love to hear your thought process.

So... by standing up they accomplished what? I hope you're wearing a pink ribbon right now, you fucking monkey. Are your parents proud of you? Seriously? Do you honestly get paid to produce this tripe all day?

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Use your words like a big boy.

Yep. Bye bye.

Comedy is hard.

*yawn*

Use your words, like a big boy.

Because I wasn't asking you, you nosy piece of garbage.

Wrong and wrong.

Why did you post this? Why do you think this is relevant to the article, or do you think you're clever for finding this GIF?

#KillYourself

You're a class a idiot. It's the World Cup. It's the equivalent of the Olympics. Soccer hasn't come close to "making it." You'd probably get as many people angry if you cut into a rerun of Judging Amy. As always, a lazy Deadspin writer comes to a lazy conclusion.

Typically people who post here aren't very funny. You're not the exception.

Nice job explaining something that should have been in the post in the first place. Who told you guys that you're writers? Seriously? Also a Deadspin writer calling someone a troll is like... well, like a Deadspin writer calling someone a troll. Keep hacking it up guys.

Wow, guy... if you can't see the difference between him and me, then you're stupider than I can possibly imagine.