You managed to write more than one paragraph this time, and without any snark to boot. Are you trying to become a big boy writer?

You truly are an idiot, Sean Newell.

You don't call yourself a journalist, do you?

Drew Magary: Professional Contrarian

It's funny watching little kids get angry.

No. We're not.

Being funny simply isn't your thing. You need to face that fact right now.

I'm not sure you know what the word "amazing" means.

"I quote movies! I'm the funniest guy in my office!" -GullyFoyleIsMyName

Nah. Just die. Please.

And none of these would have garnered any attention if you hadn't reposted them. You're a Class A idiot. Do you ever actually write anything?

No. It's just that the world could use a lot less people like you. Go see what you can do to facilitate that. Thanks.

Wow. Really, you need to try something other than comedy. Seriously.

"Look at me! I know lines from movies! How come people walk away from me at parties?"

Shut up.

Another waste of space post from the waste of space person known as Tom Ley.

Shut up.

Why?

Yeah, you dipshit. We know what they look like. The larger question is how do you think it's right to take someone's picture without their consent and then put it on a high profile website for the sole purpose of mocking them. You really are the worst kind of person. One day you'll grow up and realize this.