Holy shit...

I automatically started slamming my head off my desk when I read that.

Man, Famous Dave’s spicey bread and butter pickles are on point.

Here we go. Can’t wait to see the leaders of the trash people make some witty remarks about how this is some sort of coverup. For a group of commenters that like to talk about how shitty other site’s commenters are, most of you are as equally shit. If not, you’re way shittier.

-1 Oikos

You sound like every Baltimore fan ever

Actually, a lot of CEOs say I didn’t know, and get away with it. Just look at all the bankers on Wall Street

I don’t think he’ll be back for about 2 weeks after this

They would have to be pretty damn stupid to do that for short term glory. Because doing that would mean they knew they would get caught and be hit with a complete shutdown of the program, or a slew of vacated wins, loss of scholarships and losing funding. Which would essentially do the same thing.

Maybe, just maybe, catching the ball when thrown to would be a good idea? I’m not sure though... What does a wide receiver do again?

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say he does turn their season around

Why is Billy Ray Cyrus taking his shirt off?

Worst trip ever

I feel dirty now. I’m gonna go take a shower in bleach.

I don’t understand how the NCAA doesn’t implode from all the stupidness.

Hahaha. +1 eagle eye

Man, he needs to hang up the cleats... Well past unhealthy, and into dangerous for your health territory.

This is the most rational take I’ve seen on here. He was most definitely fucked up. Emotionally, and probably physically as well. It was bad enough that he had lost a a few friends on a climb previously. But then this shit happens. You watch you’re fucking girlfriend die right before your eyes, knowing that there is…