The thing about Spongbob that makes me feel old is the fact that it is 20 years old. I was an optimistic young lad when it came out, and now I am an old living the real world equivalent to the life of a sitcom dad.

Black people—including black children—regularly deal with the stress of having their appearance policed. Many of these stressors are born out of fear of retribution from white societal norms

flashing a gold card

*scans through article*

Number of vegans I’ve met who continuously go on about being vegan: zero.

You Can Eat This Game’s Box If You Want

In Donkey Kong 64 in a dungeon or level or something there was an old arcade cabinet, and on it you could play the original Donkey Kong. I hadn’t played it in so long and had forgotten how great it was, so I sat around playing it for a long time.

That touchdown being called back won me my fantasy football game, so I’ll allow the overturn.

I stop by Safeway’s hot bar a couple, 3 times a week and get like a pound of Salt N Vinegar (!) wings

I’m a moderate conservative who would vote for a conservative Democrat over a run-of-the-mill Republican.

It’s 2019, and if I’ve learned anything about living in 2019 it is that we’ve reached a time where reality is optional.

Pretty sure OP is mockingly implying that Emmert is saying that, not saying that themselves.

Is it possible to both find Jemele Hill’s article unproductive and reductionist and enjoy Laura Ingraham getting embarrassed on national television? Because that’s where I’m at.

Because games like this are popular in Japan and companies like making money?

Man, why do you have to be a bummer? Can’t I enjoy my anime pantie shots for a minute before I wade back into the endless abyss that is reality in 2019?

You’re right, caramel does turn into glass, but for some reason I actually dig the caramel glass. Of course I freeze almost anything sweet before I eat it, so I’m probably a bad judge.

It isn’t that she reacted to it. One problem is the “well said, well said” comment, which implies she didn’t find it inappropriate. The other issue is the lying and insincere apology.

As a half-black person I’m gonna have to disagree with you here. We’re infallible. She’s just the exception that proves the rule. 

I like hops and don’t dislike bitterness, but I hate IPAs. I see a lot of people in the comments taste-shaming folks, but it is possible to both like flavorful beer and also not be on board with the trend of micro-bros trying to out-bitter each other.

Would it be possible to win the US Open fearfully?