This news makes the insomniac child within me sing.

No Proud Family theme, no sale.

Without California’s economic engine, America would sink to third-world status.

Health insurance companies are just big business, not invested in anyone’s actual health.

Her insurance company UnitedHealthcare

Depends on which bakery they come from. I like the bakery that makes the dark chocolate ones, but the milk chocolate ones suck.

All cookies are better from the freezer than room temperature.

Who is the presumed dead male? Is that Stannis?

Maybe they should, I don’t know, actually release a movie and see how it goes before they put any more into production?

Watch out Twitter, YouTube is making a serious play for your position as the worst goddamn place on the whole internet!

The problem with senior citizens dying off is that new senior citizens keep on aging in.

James and the Lakers have now dropped two straight games against inferior opposition

I was really hoping the answer would be “never”.

Not enough Donkey Kong 64.

Nobody worth talking to is offended by this. I swear, we spend way too much time talking about the opinions of neckbeards.

I’ve actually seen very little defending of loot boxes. Cool preemptive outrage, though.

Anything can be addictive, just depends on the personality.

Due to recent developments you cannot be pro wall and pro military.

Reese’s Big Cup is obviously the ideal way to consume a Reese’s. If anything we need Reese’s Bigger Cup. Get this Reese’s Things garbage out of here.

Maybe just some spicy Japanese mayo