I actually legitimately like Hooters wings, but haven’t been there since college and agree that the people who go there to skeev on women are trash.

If snow cream is wrong, I don’t want to be right. I’ve been eating it since I was a kid, and I won’t stop now.

I don’t disagree with you on that point, but there’s a difference between doing due diligence before making a judgement and just telling him to go fuck himself.

People ask for celebrities who do bad things to take repentant action all the time. Then, when they do, everyone gets pissed off all over again and says they should get fucked.

In my experience a dogs health tends to correspond with the health of their owners. If the owner isn’t going on walks/runs/hikes then the dog isn’t either, and dogs weren’t designed to just sit around and eat all day.

Same with “Salted Caramel” anything.

When I was in college I had a girl come to my room looking for some of my friends. They weren’t there, but she had come to offer us cookies so of course I accepted.

Seconded. Go with the old world pepperoni and the sliced sausage. You won’t find a better nationwide chain pizza.

Should have gone with St. Louis pizza for this joke. It takes like plastic-covered cardboard.

I make my bread pudding with King’s Hawaiian rolls, and it makes for a very tasty change-up.

To be fair, it is the perfect way to cry yourself to sleep if you’re lonely on valentines day.

To be fair, it is the perfect way to cry yourself to sleep if you’re lonely on valentines day.

I often find myself calling him Huge Jacked-Man.

I understand completely why people hate Billy Eichner. He’s one of those people who you either love or hate instantly and your mind never changes.

Those comments are bonkers. The presence of socialized programs does not a socialist state make. In order to think that you would have to not understand what socialism actually means, and supporting things without understanding them is what Trump and his ilk do.

I mean, my taxes went down and my refund is bigger than last year’s, but most of my tax deductions are of the ‘standard’ variety.

My wife likes to drink 2/3rds of a can of something then stop. Drives me bonkers.

If the allegations came out now I would be skeptical, but why would somebody randomly create fictional allegations about the Lt. Governor of Virginia a year ago? That is an odd target for an illegitimate take-down.

I live in Utah, and the Utah legislature can go to hell.

My wife accidentally bought ‘boneless chicken breast chunks’ instead of wings, and the game was still the most disappointing aspect of the night.

You could even cast it to a TV on the CBS Sports site. That’s how I watched it, my local CBS affiliate isn’t on Hulu TV.