I honestly thought it WAS Knoxville for a second and was hoping someone else would point it out.

Yes! Then when she gets shot and screams "Fuck! Call an ambulance!" right after, I totally lost it.

I've just been saying "this is some unoriginal bullshit" but I like your answer better.

I would like to buy you six beers for making my day with this comment.

The 8th Street Kidz. Yes, with a z. Yes, I remember that. Yes, I have a drinking problem.

I miss the actual Garbage Pail Kids, but also, "garbage pale kids" is a hilarious description that totally works. I'm kinda mad I didn't think of it first, but I also kinda want to buy you a beer. Good job, dude.

Oh, not disagreeing there, I just felt like I'd seen it done before. I was fucking annoyed with these asshole teenage girls just watching videos on their phones in the middle of class, though. Like, what is that shit? That kinda made me hate the daughter more than the junkie son, and boy did I hate the junkie son.

Dude, I could shit on Jesse Camp all day, but he did actually win a contest so he had to have been charismatic as all hell. And wasn't he like 19 or something? So credit where credit's dude and all, but I still wouldn't invite him over to my fucking house, man.

Is Grease considered a horror movie? I saw it once when I was like four and all I remember is that one girl pierced one ear, puked, and everyone started singing. No one ever shut the fuck up in that movie, fuck Grease.

Yeah, I'm all for aesthetic change, but it's just kind of generic and shitty.

Shit dude, I hope your day got better. That's rough.

There's no way to try to explain him without sounding insane. He was like a seven foot tall human vulture that was Frankensteined together from rejected Muppet parts, he had a starfish made of the hair of homeless people on his head, and his voice sounded like a cat's soul being dragged out of its asshole and then…

He looks remarkably like a guy I used to know who also happened to be a raging heroin addict. I think they just all look like that? Also I've been listening to a lot of SleepyCast at work lately and I'm pretty sure this guy is the fucking definition of what Cory calls "water people."

The church was so 28 Days Later, the traffic standoff reminded me of the beginning of World War Z, the youtube shit was a lot like Diary of the Dead, even the "heroin addict imagining everything until everyone realizes too late there's murderous dead people on the loose" is straight from the Evil Dead reboot. The…

I was trying to explain who Jesse Camp was to someone the other day! I was beginning to think I'd imagined him and holy shit who would imagine Jesse Camp in the first place. I thought I was losing my fucking mind.

I was coming to say the same thing! Grainy dirty film = the south; clean, almost-too-artificial looking digital = LA. Granted I'm not crazy about the look of this vs. TWD but I'm willing to give it the benefit of the doubt as a stylistic choice that fits the setting.

I got my dad to start watching it last week, and his immediate reaction was that everyone's about two seconds away from losing it at any given moment.

I took it as genuine compassion for Garfield's ravishment but an equal willingness to strike first and use that same kindness against him. Don't fuck with Chair.

I became a vampire when I was sixteen, and that is why I always look sixteen.

I'm bidding on a table.