Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!

Definitely agree that Silk > Spider-Gwen. I do wear the hell out of my Mary Janes shirt, though.

"on behalf of all the people who live in 2105."
Um.

On second thought, you might be right, this was really mediocre. Which is wayyyyy worse. At least if it had been pure garbage and had really failed, we could pretend like there was some attempt at success in the first place, because I'm not sure that everyone involved wasn't just half-assing it. I'm not even mad. Just…

So many missed opportunities! Hannibal should've know better.

Have you seen Man Seeking Woman? Jay Baruchel plays a sadsack whose girlfriend just broke up with him, and Eric Andre is his horny douchebag best friend. He plays it relatively straight, but it's also a show with a 120 year old Hitler dating a 20-something girl, tentacle dick monsters, a staged funeral, Cupid as a…

Right?? I kinda felt like something was up when he opened with Conan instead of Eric, it set the tone for everything that came after. Like, it was okay, but I know how truly batshit he's capable of being and it was so flat. But I probably would've been disappointed if this had been an Eric Andre Show clone too. No one…

I was expecting this to be like that episode of The Eric Andre Show where Eric fucked up his back and Hannibal had to host. I guess it was kind of that, but less enjoyable. It had the feeling of an extended commercial for other, better things. "Here's Conan! Amy Schumer has a movie coming out! Stay tuned for The Daily…

My dad made the comment the other day that Lee Pace looks like the guy from Pushing Daisies. He also thinks Taylor Kitsch looks like a Jolly Rancher that someone dropped in the dirt. Who even knows what's going on up there.

It's on Netflix!

Oh dear, I just googled Barrichello and thought "he looks like an older Aaron Paul" and now I'm sort of convinced all four of them might be distantly related and it's tripping my shit out. Too early in the day for this tomfoolery.

Terriers had a satisfying finale, but I wouldn't say no to more Hank and Britt.

Cobie Smulders! Thank you, I just got caught up on Halt and it's been driving me batty trying to figure out who Cameron reminds me of.

The stain on the ceiling fade-out to the corpse's burnt out eyes was nice, but I could've done without that whole monologue garbage.

This exactly. I was fine with last year's slow burn southern gothic approach, because it's most definitely a thing, and this year being in LA I expected more fast-paced surreal violence and it just hasn't been there. The back half of this episode felt like some interesting things were finally bubbling up and I hope it…

I'm preparing to adopt a puppy soon and Purgatory Elvis just jumped to the top of the list of possible names.

This is a contender for the best comment I've read on this website.

I had a similar thought earlier, like they wanted to cast D'Onofrio but they got Vaughn instead. You can't just swap out Vinces and think we won't notice!

I want to be friends with your wife.

If the last six episodes were just this and nothing else got answered, I'd be okay with it.