Let’s not pretend they’d be five GOOD episodes of television

God, how bleak to have to write about this and try to be “funny.”

That’s like ranking the best venereal diseases

She looks way too stupid in that getup for me to try. Sorry.

Talk about damning with faint praise

if only you were around to tell him not to make movies, huh? Think how much better his career would’ve gone!

good lord what a terrible performance, too

I think she thinks this makes her sound interesting

What an absolute bullshit story. Restrained by whom,  exactly? What, he was going to physically attack her? You’d think his bio would be a lot more violent if he was prone to assaulting activists.

Yeah. I would think he really fucking cared.

No big loss if you skip it. Plenty of brilliant RPGs that have stories that appeal to you.

must burn that most of the cofounders are in much better places in life right now

I thought QI was too stressful for him or somesuch? It was also way more suited to his skillset.

Wow, imagine how an actual critique of capitalism would impact you.

It’s ok to disagree with your edgy contrarian takes, John. 

 Can you imagine having this guy at your table? Oof.

What absolute nonsense. Failing is fun in BG3, they clearly learned a lot from Disco Elysium. Chaotic RNG is the basis of TTRPG fun and both games absolutely nail. Shame on Walker for his tired contrarianism. Must be fucking exhausting!

Too buried in BG3. Boy, and wasn’t Gaider supposed to work at Beamdog on a big RPG project that fell apart completely? I know they wanted to do BG3 for years themselves! Ah well.

There’s no rush, it’s an instant classic and will be there for you later in spruced-up form. But holy shit is it good.

It’s pure CRPG bliss, I’m having an absolute ball in single player mode puttering around in act 3 and in multiplayer doing act 1 very slowly and very chaotically. It works well in both modes.