AND. PARK. IN. NON-EXISTENT. AUSTIN. PARKING. SPOTS. ALSO. DRINK. AND. DRIVE.

There, there buddy. We’ll be alright.

IT IS

(punches wall, sobs)

This might be worse than Takata.

I have unfortunate news Torch, they dropped them for 2017. Gone as quickly as they arrived.

Be a girl, you can get away with any sports car you want and nobody thinks you’re an asshole! The worst you get is assumptions it’s your husband or boyfriends or they bought it for you. Personally, I went with a C3 Corvette and my husband’s name is nowhere on the papers. And you can too put a dog in it, Elise came…

I don’t care what people think unless they think I’m awesome. Then I care.

Be rich, ignore the peasants because they don't matter.

Step 1. dont care what others think.

no.

seriously.

Dont SAY you dont care, but really do care. Be self-confident to the point that you honestly dont care what randon peoples opinion of you are.... then move on with your life.

I can’t believe I am typing this, but... I actually think the Hyundai looks better.

“Or nah”

Why is classic British Racing Green not an option?

We’ve stopped communicating.

Only people high as a Kite will buy one.

The Ultimate Naming Machine

No brownies are the wrong brownies.

oh crap please tell me they did not Nissan Murano this roof!

Cutest Mustang ever

Looks like someone knew exactly where to find a replacement grille for their Fusion.