*Alfa

I probably shouldn’t make a sex joke here, butt fuck it.

The truth is out there

You like that?

Before people jump on Westbrook for calling SLs ugly, let us take a walk down memory lane:

Hey look! An airplane trope in a GM-owned SAAAAB. Didn’t see that coming.

Looks gold and white to me

give them a chance :] BRAAAAPs can be had

Which one would you take home?

Windshields are very much rated properly thank you.

And being a bro diesel, you know it’s gonna talk big, then crumble under the first wallop.

I got a facefull on my way to work this morning (riding a bike). No way it wasn’t intentional.

Bro Diesel Trucks, all of them. If you roll coal, you’re getting a fist sandwich.

I would never strike a lady. But she is no lady.

The embodiment of a Toyota Prius actually does exist! (shudders)

Did I read 26 psi of boost in a 7.0 liter engine?

still not a production car

A: so you can drive with handcuffs on.

I don’t think she’s ever seen a textbook.

She did. They arrested her for arson because she lit it up with those hot moves.