The only good thing about the 90's is that there was time for Klax

There was a restaurant/bar near me that served all their drafts in 20oz glasses. On Thursday, they were half off, so for $6.50, I got 40 oz of Two Hearted, and my wife could get the 40 ounces of Founders raspberry beer for the similar price. Later they started serving some of the beers, including the raspberry in 12…

Yes, that is the world view today. Me, me, me. But that is wrong, wrong, wrong!

Head Maid, Trump Household: Master Barron, please approach.

The Colts have noted that the infant appears especially thin.

“Trust me, nothing good will come from meeting local kids.” - Marco Rubio

After years of watching porn (research purposes only)and Cinemax I’ve tried to find a picture that would perfectly encapsulate the very meaning of a word. This picture has finally ended my quest for defining... Crotchtangle. Now it’s on to bulltron.

If it’s really a small salad, then yeah, that’s annoying. A “small” salad at some places can feed 2-3 people, so I can understand wanting to split one of those, but asking them to split it for you? No. Just ask for an extra plate.

I still resist the idea of doing all apps for a meal, but whenever I’ve done it that way, I’ve not been sorry. That’s why I like alot of places that just do ‘small plates’ anymore: everything’s an appetizer!

High school sweetheart. Two and a half years (which, in high school, is pretty significant). We both started different college programs in the same city. She came over one night, slept with me, then called me the next night to tell me that she was really interested in someone else that she’d met in her program but…

Buckle in, this is a bit of a doozy. In college I had my first serious serious relationship (ie over one month, told each other we loved each other, were intimate, etc) and I was head over heels for this girl. We had been dating for about 7 months but it seemed like so long in my young college mind.

It’s refreshing to see an encounter with ICE where it’s not the kid that’s shattered.

I like a $14 bottle of J Lohr Seven Oaks Cab, good enough stuff for a NY steak. I’ve had a ~$200 bottle of 2005 Caymus Cab for a work event and while it was good but the same as the $14 bottle to me.

Good article but needed more Shane Falco.

I once dated a guy who asked, on our way out of his apartment to meet some friends of his I’d never met, “Are you going to wear your hair that way?”

I hope you fare better than Bobby Hill.

Just don’t tell Tiny Elvis he’s cute.

Harrison refused to participate in meetings, but will still get a trophy.

Always fly private to Vegas, the private jet terminals are right on Las Vegas Boulevard and you’ll get to your hotel much faster.