And if you’re a woman, your work e-mail has to strike a very delicate, near-impossible balance between “friendly” and professional. Too light of a tone, and you’re not taken seriously because you’re a flighty woman. Write in a matter-of-fact way that’s similar to your male colleagues, and you’re a joyless ballbuster.…

I once went to a bar for a (college) football game that did like $40 all you can drink Coors Light/Miller Light and all you can eat wings. My friend and I got there like two hours in advance of the game and managed to score a table..it was the smallest table they had, a booth that fit four.

You can’t turn down a player with that much SWAG.

“...a statue erected before his death at Forbes Field...”

Drew Magary: Hey, Sicialiano, I’ve got a real fucking problem with your attitude towards NFL football players.

Williams doesn’t want anything to do with the Skins anymore.

I’ve memorized all of the numbers: 0 - 9.

Cannot ‘fuck up a visit to New Orleans” you say?  I know of one neuro-toxin-laden oyster that begs to differ. Couldn’t feel my arms and legs for 24 hours!

Porches that are on the second floor or higher are traditionally called balconies.

Having money in your hand is fine and it does help a bartender in a packed bar identify you as someone ready to order. That does not mean of course you should reach out and shove it in his or her face.

Gruden looked at the situation and punted the ball away. The Raiders had given up.

Q: Why do we get excited about crossing the Wisconsin border?

There is a show on AXS (I think?) called Nothing but Trailers that they wedge in whenever they run out of Japanese wrestling and Sammy Hagar concerts. I only know this because it’s one channel down from ESPN on my guide.

Crossing into Minnesota is nice because of the scenic river views. Crossing into Michigan’s UP is nice because it may as well be Canadia in all its tranquil outdoorsy-ness. Crossing into Iowa happens seldom but I guess sorta like Minnesota? Crossing into Illinois is bracing for the horde of…

YOUR AN IDOT THIRD HIT PEACE ON DREW BREESE IN A WEEK YOUR HOMASECKSHUL AGENDA BURN IN HELL!!!!!1

the saints deserve all the bad things for making pass interference a reviewable call.

In my experience, most Prius drivers drive them like they stole them, but I don’t mind because that means they’re not attaining their optimal fuel efficiency.

“I used to have trouble getting it up, because of E.D.*”

I think “doesn’t bloat like beer” is the major selling point. Given all the bland domestics and kinda disgusting flavoured malt beverages in the US (The first Smirnoff Ice I ever had stateside, I had maybe 2 sips and tossed it) I’m not all that surprised that it does well down there.

Arby’s roast beef sandwiches reheat surprisingly well but TAKE THE WRAPPER OFF BEFORE YOU MICROWAVE IT IT HAS FOIL IN IT FORGODSSAKE!