Yeah, well, it depends on the artist. You know, Jose Feliciano, ya got lots of complaints

I never dropped my kids, due to experience with explosives

Ill be honest that I dont follow the UFC to closely, but up until this morning I had assumed that Dan Cormier was the Brother of Rheal Cormier The Lefty Specialist out of the bullpen. So naturally my first response was of course he got knocked out.

Please edit. Too many errors make this a very hard read.

i ask for over medium because i know theyre just going to cook it over easy anyway

“Y’know, I *thought * it was weird that they wanted the image of a mountin’, but hey, the customer is always right.”

Man, it looks like somebody should have taken better care of those “Brown Sugar” residuals. 

Can we talk about the people who get in the left turn lane, and then have to SWING RIGHT to turn left?

You’re not supposed to.

Sadly, my experience in life is that 90% of people give zero fucks about anybody but themselves in every situation

This is my biggest driving pet peeve. In regular driving conditions, you should always pull into the intersection and be ready to go if there’s a break in traffic or you get the green arrow. If the light turns yellow, you complete your turn so you’re not blocking the opposing traffic. It’s really pretty simple.

The vast majority of Oilers fans would not reverse the trade if given the choice. Larsson is a top 30-45 defender. Hall is a top 30-45 winger.

They’re going to Rastify ESPN by 10% or so....

My grandma’s wedding dress. I keep telling myself carrying it around is silly, and it snags EVERYWHERE, but I can’t shake the feeling that true love is waiting for me at my next port of call, and this time it will be for real. 50 is too soon to give up hope!

You forgot my favorite: If you are eating at a place that has a bar or counter, sit there, not at a table. I have met some super-interesting people that way (both locals and fellow travelers), and starting a conversation is much less awkward. I have also gotten some of my best sightseeing and restaurant…

The real problem is that is used to be embarrassing to have to have food stamps for more people than not.

I*LITERALLY* did this yesterday

Because the American way to buy airline tickets is buy the cheapest ticket you can find, complain about the shitty service, and then turn around and buy the cheapest ticket again the next time. So airlines are becoming increasingly creative about how to provide the cheapest ticket to meet what the market demands.