Yeah, but at least it was a dry hot seat.

Stadium music is going to be lame now that MC Escher isn’t allowed in.

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

Are you Kato’s cousin?

He looks like a Dothraki power bottom.

Bengals or Cowboys. They don’t have a problem with Pryors.

Typical LA. Now the Chargers will hire a young trophy equipment manager.

Easy solution. Make Carmelo the player-coach, run the parallelogram offense, name Kurt Rambis the new GM and president of operations with full autonomy, tell the press that Porzingis has a cocaine problem, trade Porzingis for Austin Rivers, let Rambis shower with the Knicks City Dancers, sign Glenn Robinson III to a…

This is exactly why I don’t play in the summer league.

The Designated Player is the one who receives the ball when all the other players on the team have died.

Paul George to team up with John Wall in search of a Ringo?

I would KILL to see Rob and Rex Ryan running a 40. Even on their twin motorcycles would be acceptable

How would having 40-50 year old men running next to 20 year old kids solve anything? NCAA should increase mandatory medical oversight by people who actually know what symptoms/signs of trouble to look for in athletes at practices.

Every single coach should be required to do every single conditioning drill alongside their players. Guarantee we see less deaths or more dead coaches.

I always assumed Steve Bannon‘s origin story involved a bottle of Dewars and a tube of hemorrhoid cream exposed to Gamma radiation.

“But but but you forgot to mention that he’s a hot-dogging, show-boating, no-media-talking, frowny-face, urban, hip-hop-loving angry black man, and that just isn’t an MVP.”

Yeah but some commenter on earlier thread told me he scowls and shoots to score points. Dat ain’t no MVP.

I heard Mike Zimmer wanted to convert him to fullback, but he was completely against the switch.

A couple of weeks ago here in VA, I saw the license plate “KY WOMAN”.