The Miami Heat would have at least had the decency to retire his jersey

THAT’S why Ray Lewis smiles so much.

S.T.A.B. - Smile To make it All Better

All this Super Bowl proves is that this year, in every way/shape/form, Deadspin has been comprehensively owned not by Denton, not by Univision...but by Barstool Sports.

Upside: at least no one put a MAGA hat on Brady at the end.

Guess they finally tapped out the whole lucrative “fat people who frequent amusement parks” demo

Pence or no Pence, Indiana really going all out with an anti-Gay agenda.

Surely they could see the declining metrics in all aspects of his game: his bat flips were spending 31% less time in the air and on average an opposing player could floor him with 40% fewer punches as compared to just three years ago.

Asked for comment, Schroder’s mother stated, “Mwah mwah wah, wah mwah wah mwaaaah.”