The part where we’re supposed to be happy that Gump has monopolized the shrimp industry thanks to a hurricane that has run all his black competitors out of business.  

Or Hoop Dreams.

“Although one wonders if The Shape of Water would have been as highly acclaimed as it was if it was released under its original title ‘Fish Fucker’.”

The Shape of Water teaches us that fish are friends, not friends with benefits.

Oh Forrest Gump is a perfectly dreadful film. I watched it for the first time in 20 years, and was amazed at how downright reactionary and conservative it is, and even racist.

I only saw Titanic a couple of years ago, and I was surprised at how downright bad the writing is. Like, precocious middle schooler-level bad.

I disagree about The King’s Speech and don’t understand why it gets the hate it gets.  It’s a perfectly professional excellently written rip off of The Madness of King George and other better movies, and the Oscars love blowing themselves.  It’s really a pretty good movie if you don’t mind that you’ve seen it several…

A few others:

Titanic.

I suspect you may be right. And can I humbly submit the name Alden Ehrenreich for consideration as Han Solo?!?!

After all, it has happened literally 1,000 times before. (And no, we don’t mean literally literally, we mean it figuratively for emphasis.)

the problem is they have no idea where to take things post-RoS, and moviegoers are fickle when it comes to “prequels” (using the term very loosely here). Yes it worked for Mando and Andor, less so with Kenobi and much less so with BoBF, but i’m not sure any of those converted into a movie would’ve translated to the…

I honestly have no idea what Disney’s plan for SW movies is at this point. The strategy so far, as least post-RoS, seems to have been “throw everything at the wall and hope some of it sticks,” but perhaps unsurprisingly that hasn’t panned out. Maybe they’re just letting SW happen on Disney+ for a while before coming…

They could certainly use a refresher.

That’s better writing than this site deserves right now, honestly.

With Feige, Kathleen Kennedy was probably headed to his birthday party when she realized her assistant hadn’t thought to buy his gift (it was supposed to be baseball cap, again), and she was like, “Okay, Wendy, for the third time this month I’ve got to give someone a Star Wars trilogy because you couldn’t be bothered…

Make a Wraith Squadron TV series, you cowards!

Oh god, are these both going to be Rebel Galaxy spin-offs now?

I will go to a theatre and buy a ticket and/or wait for it to appear on streaming to see this film.