Which part of the franchise is “shackled” to the theme park experience?Say what you want about HP and JKR (and there’s a LOT to say) but the Harry Potter areas at Universal Orlando are impressive as hell.

The rides are technical feats of achievement; the merchandise is overpriced of course, but it’s all pretty…

That's why he's the law talkin' guy 

It’s really clear that she has no story to tell with these prequels. They don’t even have a consistent plotline, they just pinball from one dull lore-dump to the next. So what’s the point? I think Rowling is just desperate to remain in the spotlight, and she knows damn well that her writing isn’t good enough to keep…

As my lawyer told me, nearly murdered baby and fully murdered baby is a minor but important difference. 

Warner Brothers(and Universal because of there theme park stake) really want to buy out JK and just remake the original books again with a new young cast.

Citation needed

Well there’s no way in hell I’m paying movie theater prices for this dumpster fire. And I already pay for HBO Max so.....

*the wrong baby, because we need a third act twist in there

One guy. has directed the last seven Wizarding World movies. Consecutively. And people complain about MCU movies feeling samey??

Now if only the opening scene can be Newt whatever the fuck his name is coming out saying “I finished my book and its published” and then an anvil falls out of a window and kills him.  Then maybe this series will be bearable.  

Yeah, meanwhile, people who work for the Ministry literally have to flush themselves down the toilet to get to their offices. 

Y’know what was the most satisfying moment in Deathly Hallows Part 2?

It wasn’t defeating Voldemort or Neville being awesome (well okay it was a little of that), it was Harry telling Aberforth: “I don’t care what happened between you and your brother.” THANK YOU.

Dumbledore not stopping the most dangerous dark wizard of…

Yates is... competent. he’s competent. this is his eighth of these fucking things. He doesn’t do whimsy. can get a fucking new vision on this at least? 

Is the message actually no joke we need to progress and learn from mistakes? Jesus Christ Rowling, with that level of cognitive dissonance you should be a Fox News host.  Okay actual question, is there any dramatic out of left field tonal drops like in the second when a baby gets murdered?

I was examining his genitals, but for entirely different reasons. Anyway, Jacob and his fans can rest easy because it’s benign.

I appreciate that they know that Jacob is the most popular character by a mile, and now here we are in the third movie, and he has a wand.

Back in 2016, there was something welcoming and old-fashioned about Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them, the genial first installment in J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter spinoff book series.

Given the constant sharing of her views by the writer I’m surprised there isn’t a scene where Jacob is banned from the toilets for being a muggle after being discovered following an examination of his genitals.

Fantastic Beasts and Why Are We Still Making These Movies? 

Mikkelsen is always delightful (especially as a villain) but I don’t think he can salvage this trainwreck of a prequel series. The first one had some glaring problems but mostly worked.  The second was utter nonsense from start to finish.  I’d like to say the third has nowhere to go but up, but I don’t want to…