Hi I'm from the future. He does his best, but that isn't enough to carry the movie.

I've seen a few different brands, but I know for sure Kettle makes a Dill Pickle flavor. As well as Maple Bacon, Sriracha, and Red Curry, among others.

Now I wanna see Apollo Creed in Jesus Christ Superstar

Literally

Yeah while reading that I literally thought, okay maybe I'd eat it if I was marooned on a deserted island or something.

Kewpie mayo.

Kewpie mayo is the only acceptable version. Grab it if you can find it, usually in Asian or Japanese markets.

Hunter Gathers
Shoreleave
Bum Rush
Slap Chop
Night Dick

Sarcastro
Babyboomerangutang
Thrakazog, aka Susan.

The common clay of the new West

Maybe they could get Lewis Black?

Glenn Gulia 2016!

Here's the answer key I found. You did pretty well.

I thought it was Sarcastic Ejaculation.

And it was Lesley Gore.

I had to scroll forever to find this, but here I am. Worth it.

Honorable mention to Pat Benatar's Heartbreaker. Steinbrenner never could nail down the lyrics.

Sounds like a Gorilla Boy partial conversion borg, out of Rifts Lone Star. Make em a Cyber Knight too, and I think he'd have been in my group.

Matt Mercer is a gift.

Critical Role is pretty great, though the 3 hour sessions are tough to make time for. The new Force Grey limited run feels like CR lite. It's not as engrossing, but I find it easier to fit into a busy schedule.