Hi everyone. This isn’t related to this article, but it’s still important.

I know exactly how Andrew Luck feels. I mean, I don’t have a degree from Stanford or a bunch of athletic ability or millions of dollars or a super-high IQ. But I have been booed by people in Indianapolis. And my boss does a lot of drugs.

The odd thing is that there really haven’t been all that many Lions coaches since the end of the 50's. 18 from 1957 through today. For context the nu-Browns are already on their 11th since crawling out of that Pet Sematary in 1999, proving yet again that sometimes dead is better. 

I’ve seen bigger

“HOW IN THE FUCK AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO SMOKE WEED AROUND HERE?!”

*tips hat*
“M’Brady.”
*mansplains something*

Yeah well BLAIR WALSH.  YOU HEAR ME DREW.  BLAIR FUCKING WALSH

Nagy was more pissed that when Long threw the helmet, it bounced off both uprights. 

Best swimming stroke? Hopefully the stroke Mitch McConnell suffers in the deepest part of the pool.

He just can’t seem to stay out of Troubles.

This feels like a good time to mention that the Buccaneers won the Ed Block Courage Award NFL Athletic Training Staph of the Year for 2013.

A Colt with a broken leg? Absolutely Barbaric.

Guys? I think we need to look out for Sam. That’s just brutal.

I actually hoped he would retire over this. Because even though I am a hypocrite who still watches and follows the NFL religiously, I am basically rooting for every player in the league to retire at all times and hopefully save themselves from a life of misery.

I would walk in procession behind Titan with a snow shovel and Hefty bag, cleaning up his regal, massive, turds.

I bend the knee to Titan, new lord sovereign of the Great Rocky Mountains   

Sadly, this whole situation could mirror an injured Veteran trying to navigate the hell that is the VA. NFL, these people got injured making you a shit ton of money, man the fuck up and take care of them.

No Pope Thrower? 

All I know is that almost every sport’s attempts to “[GOAT]-proof” their sport is in response to an African-American outlier/GOAT player. Wilt, Tiger, Simone, etc.

I’m partial to the classic (by now) “short-fingered vulgarian”.