Scumbag, probably not. Rube? Absolutely.

“For the record, I had nothing to do with that.”

Goodbye, Mr. Panderson

Dumb things can be entertaining. See Gronkowski, Rob.

I always thought eating Papa John’s resulted in a race OUT the bottom.

The baby from the Dinosaurs TV show was a fucking asshole. He absolutely is not the best baby, he is one of the worst babies. It’s all about him, he assaults Earl on a regular basis and demand that even after doing such, you must love him. Well I don’t and no one should and I’m glad that show ended with them all dying.

THE BEST PICKLE IS NO PICKLE. Pickles are disgusting. Why do people love them so much??

What a lovely photo of the two of them.

I don’t know why this has to be repeated, but we’ll say it again. Never underestimate the Spurs, never count them out, never say the run is over.

Murray is going to be a legitimate star within a few years.

THEYRE STILL GOOD DOGS LAUREN! THEY WERE DOING THEIR BEST

McAdoo says he is not interested in perceptions that he has lost the team.

Terry Crews is the best.

“Duck, Duck, Gray Duck”

his horses, named Iancol and Shakeitupbetty, tested positive for the drug sildenafil (also know as by the brand name Viagra)

At the most elemental level, this was wrong; McNabb played poorly over the first two weeks of 2003, but turned it around sufficiently to lead the Eagles to 12 wins and the NFC Championship game.

Eh.. She may be a poet, but she’s no Wesley Willis.

Somewhere, Hope Solo read this, said “Hold my beer,” and beat up a family member.

I don’t really have “Donald Trump is president” moments anymore. I mean, I kind of do, but now they manifest themselves as “tens of millions of Americans supported and continue to support Donald Trump as president” moments.

Seems like CSPD ought to be less worried about the calls coming from journalists, and more worried about the calls