Are you ready for some FOOTBALL? Are you ready for a PARTY?

God, I remember Brent Musburger acting like a sanctimonious twat before that game. And the US got humbled worse than if the Iron Sheik fucked them in the ass.

I want Carson back!

It’s a shame they have to wait until week 2 to unveil the banner for throwing 2 TDs.

... here we go again for the 350th time in the last 11 months...

I’ll say he was good

No, he didn’t just play himself - he KID N’ PLAYED HIMSELF.

Well, at least he’s not lying. This time.

Apparently one visitor to the Virgin Islands has internet access; the following is lightly edited for good taste

Was their ace on base when they saw the sign?

I love a good double-header.

I’m going to go with “He’s black and we didn’t know he had the money to hire a bunch of lawyers” for 200.

In bizarro universe..if Barack ever debates Trump, he would have to break out the tan suit..

Whitlock ain’t that stupid. He knows he wants no part of Bomani in an intellectual setting. That would be like Barack debating Trump. It would be ugly. Like Refrigerator Perry in a thong ugly.

(shrugs) It’s just fun to throw rocks at Pittsburgh’s glass house, ya know?

I’m not great at analyzing the numbers on this kind of deal, but I have to assume Fertitta got screwed because the team is already underwater!

Same here. The biggest contrast for me was Game of Thrones. Now, I love me some Game of Thrones but sweet jellybeans how the quality of writing (and attention to the show’s internal logical cohesiveness!) contrasted between it and Twin Peaks.

Nice name. HelloooOOOOoooOOOOOo!

I partially disagree - whilst horror has always been a large part of Twin Peaks it was many, many other things as well, and celebrated love and joy and taking pleasure in the simplest things. Redemption was also a big element, so I was kind of hoping for a happier ending. Or at least not one quite as bleak as we got.

Th…

Diabeetus can be a reeeeeal sumbitch. I’m not losin’ a foot just for a cola -
and miss me with that plain old, “Diet Coke.”