Nazis and supporters of the Southern Confederate States get no rights. You can’t be an American and a Nazi. You can’t memorialize the Confederate rebels in a positive way and still be an American. We fought wars over both these things.

Listen, you unamerican scumbag, I won’t let you sully this here comment section with that kind of drivel!

If you think about it enough, you realize that sports are almost entirely a waste of time. I don’t think about it too much because there is always a game to watch

Today is the day Florida boy becomes Florida man.

Those microwaves are going to be starting at QB soon.

“Some of y’all can count TO TEN?!”

I recognize that listmaking is inherently flawed and there is more than one album I, a woman, like on this list but I will legit fight you on “Kid A” come at me I’M READY.

I think Kyrie has legitimate reasons to be pissed off at Lebron. Lebron thinks that the world revolves around him, which obviously isn’t true since the world is flat.

You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

Coffee, black, jesus, this isn’t hard.

Landon’s goal in 2010

Men ALWAYS find it flattering that they’re being crushed on even if they don’t reciprocate. Given that there’s professional stuff here I don’t want to say you should be direct, but in general it’s good to be direct with dudes.

If you’re big into college sports, all your opinions are not worth taking seriously.

i think a philosophy degree can be quite valuable in life, if you dedicated the coursework toward logic, ethics and the like.

I was SO excited to put down an awful lot of money on Mayweather. Free money, right? And then a friend went to Vegas and asked me how much I wanted on him, and I sat down and thought, and asked myself, do I really want to wager thousands of dollars that boxing isn’t fixed? Turns out I do not.

Thank you. This post is a waste of 5 mins.

Why is Jon king?

This is funny, because on my Dem Thrones podcast, we actually call them the Bernie-hova Witnesses

Wait until he gets a load of this version.

One million dollars!? Is he also threatening to deploy sharks with laser beams?