It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

“2. Don’t say your favorite Radiohead album is Kid A. “

If you beat it into a dish towel make sure you aren't sitting.

While I’m happy that Harriet Tubman is replacing Jackson on the $20, I would consider giving my left nut if instead they replaced him with Sherman and then drowned the South in twenties.

“But, anyway, to hell with Georgia.”

Agreed.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

That was one of the most ridiculous things I’ve seen in basketball, and that’s saying something, considering I’m a Phoenix Suns fan and have seen that team pull about a thousand rabbits out of their ass at the last second (at least, up until 2010, at which point Robert Sarver apparently let the team’s contract with…

Have any of you stopped watching the NFL recently (or at least, significantly reduced your consumption)? Roger Goodell, self-righteous shitbag owners, draconian drug policies, penalizing celebrations, denying CTE...it’s just all so cringeworthy that it doesn’t feel right to support the league anymore.

Seriously. That’s what he gets for wanting to pay his mother’s bills like a selfish me-first millennial. A real leader would voluntarily live in poverty while rich old white men profit handsomely off of his labor!

“And then I looked down at his Uggs and said, ‘WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE??’”

“Have you ever seen a grown man naked? What about Peter King?”

You are invisible to me and I don’t view you as a person.

Yeah, but Lebron needs to be careful. There’s always some unforeseen catch when you use that shriveled monkey hand.

SOMEONE PLEASE RESCUE KATIE NOLAN

What, GQ’s writers can’t make the list?

I feel like we’re in a golden age of basketball right now. The best players are pretty unselfish. People forget how bad the iso heavy game was 15 years ago. The Bulls were fun because they were an event and Jordan could get away with hero ball, but he inspired a lot of dudes who weren’t as good to try the same thing.…

If it was 95-96 Bulls, doesn’t that mean they won by only a point?

I heard Stephen sat out because he thought it would be in poor taste to rain 3s on Houston tonight.

Came here to respond to the first Vin truther who tried to pull this. Vin obviously meant that the 13 colonies “signed” the Declaration of Independence through their individual representatives.