Duh. He’s going to write for The Undefeated.

Hide the R5D4 toy....

Redstone does not burn hot enough to melt bedrock.

I have a dachsund-chihuahua mix, and it could not be friendlier or sweeter. Maybe its like multiplying zeros and the assholery cancelled out?

Separate blankets FTW!

They better bring a whole lot of orange peanuts.

this ain't the SJWFL, boy!

Cave Johnson deserves all the Oscars!!

I feel your pain, brother.