Damn it, too slow.

With a title like Ultimate Beastmaster, they should have the contestants wrestling crocodiles and trying to outrun hippos.

Don't go there!

He was tired of his crotch constantly dematerializing from coming into contact with his pants.

No, the Rizzoli and Isles actor.

But who is Hitler in this scenario?

The power to summon hurricanes.

So how long until we start hearing people claim Obama and Clinton are behind this?

A lot of people seemed to like Smallville.

What's the hurry? Why are we always in such a bloody rush?!

I would have guessed Jim Webb.

Good things don't end in "-eum". They end in "-mania" or "-teria".

I often forget both that MST3K was still going up till 1999, and how much stuff was around before 1999.

♪ There she goes
There she goes again
Withering all my grain
And I just can't complain
Or she'll possess my brai-ee-ai-ee-ain ♪

♪ It's raining men
Hallelujah
It's raining men
Amen ♪

Diploid cells, maybe?

No, the headline clearly contains the word "Prince".

The White Knuckles

Forget the ring! The ring is bupkis! I found it in a Cracker Jack box! The Schwartz is in you, Lone Star, it's in you!